Oh Batman, my dear and worthy foe You bring out the best in me, don’t you know? Without you, my life would be quite bland But with you, I am the Joker, free to command You are the yin to my yang, the dark to my light Together we make the perfect fight You bring

Harley Quinn, a clown in red and black A force of chaos, a maniacal knack She once was Harleen, a doctor true But now she’s mad, and her laughter ensues With a bat in hand and a grin on her face She causes destruction, with no time to waste She’s the Joker’s queen, his partner